Welcome to Election 2022, everyone!
In a world the place the potential subsequent challengers for the Presidency may embody a Black white supremacist and somebody actually in federal jail for espionage, each of whom had been on actuality TV exhibits… f**okay it, why not?
Properly, Mike Itkis took these phrases just a little too actually, because it seems. The third-party candidate is operating for Congress in New York’s twelfth District in opposition to incumbent Jerry Nadler. For individuals who don’t know, Rep. Nadler is a relatively standard and scandal-free Democratic chief and the Chair of the Home Judiciary Committee. He’s unlikely to be unseated. Not solely that, Itkis himself is a registered Democrat. So what’s his deal?
The 53-year-old Military cyber operations officer has a fairly particular platform — and it’s all about being intercourse optimistic! He’s voiced his help of legalizing intercourse work and making sexual rights express. That every one sounds completely affordable, proper? The stunning half is how he’s grabbing the highlight for his points.
In an effort to make some headway, so to talk, Itkis has dropped one thing of a Hail Mary viral political advert: a porn video.
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Itkis posted a video entitled Bucket Listing Bonanza — co-starring and directed by porn star Nicole Sage — to Pornhub to attempt to make headlines and draw consideration to his, er, positions. Talking to NY’s Metropolis & State, he claimed he was normally “very a lot an introvert” so this was a wild expertise — however an essential one:
“I’m sort of a nerd who doesn’t prefer to be the focal point if I can keep away from it. However I assumed the problems I’m attempting to handle are so essential… I needed to have my points talked about in a roundabout way.”
He put his mouth the place his cash is, one would possibly say. He elaborated:
“If I might simply speak about it, it wouldn’t reveal my dedication to the problem. And the very fact I truly did it was an enormous studying expertise, and it truly influenced gadgets on my platform.”
Itkis calls the video “a dialog piece,” however it’s something however hypothetical — and there isn’t a lot speaking. Within the 13-minute lengthy clip, he and Sage undress and full-on have unsimulated intercourse, on digicam, in a number of positions.
Will it get him any votes? We’ll have to check out the exit ballot, we guess. Extra importantly, will individuals nonetheless perceive “hanging chad” jokes in 2022? The reply to each might be not.
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The platform Itkis is attempting so exhausting to push? The “very liberal” politician’s marketing campaign web site proudly places his intercourse optimistic concepts ahead promoting he’s:
“Not married. No children. Not celibate. Atheist.”
Along with saying he desires to “legalize intercourse work,” and “finish adultery legal guidelines” he’s additionally pushing for abortion and LGBT rights — although his framing appears relatively uniquely self-serving as a single man seeking to hook up. His web site explains he’ll battle for sexual rights with the next angles:
- Actively oppose the conservative concept that intercourse ought to solely occur between a person and a lady who’re married to one another
- Proper to NOT turn into a dad or mum in case of being pregnant – redefine abortion debate with no consideration to unplanned intercourse
He additionally mentions that “males shouldn’t be required to help organic kids with out prior settlement.” See what we imply? It’s pro-abortion however seemingly largely as a result of it’s in the very best curiosity of dudes that uncooked canine porn stars…
Whereas Nadler’s marketing campaign didn’t tackle the controversy, their Republican opponent Mike Zumbluskas advised Metropolis & State he understood the transfer:
“You gotta do what you gotta do. The media ignores everyone that’s not a Democrat within the metropolis.”
Once more, Itkis truly is a Democrat, even when he’s operating as a third-party candidate. Like we mentioned, he doesn’t stand an opportunity within the polls in opposition to his fellow Dem, however who is aware of? Perhaps he’ll discover a profession he’s extra suited to involving a distinct sort of congress?
[Image via Mike Itkis/Pornhub/Nicole Sage/Instagram.]