Megan Thee Stallion’s ‘Scorching Woman Exercise’ Sketch – Hollywood Life

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Megan Thee Stallion is aware of Halloween is simply across the nook — and she or he needs to get you prepared for Spooky Season. “Whether or not or not you’re dressing as a Horny With a fats a–, or a primary responder with a fats a– — and even Jeffrey Dahmer with a — what I’m about to day!” she declared on Saturday Evening Dwell as she squatted in a vibrant purple exercise set, on the point of lead a category (and also you at house) by her go-to exercise! The category was aptly named, “Scorching Woman Exercise” — identical to her track, “Scorching Woman Summer time.”

Thee Scorching Woman Exercise on SNL #StallionNightLivepic.twitter.com/Srbp8JM4OL

— Stallion Stats (@MegansStats) October 16, 2022

“With a giant a– comes huge duties — if you happen to want a modified model, turns your eyes to Keely and Kelly Okay,” she steered, as Heidi Gardner and Chloe Fineman stood subsequent to her in matching impartial yoga pants. “That’s proper — any of you seeking to not a butt immediately, look this fashion…we don’t have buts,” the ladies declared in unison. “From Kansas to Iowa, that’s our a–,” they identified, as Meg quipped, “wow, they don’t have any a–.”

Megan then hilariously broke character as she mentioned, “if you happen to wanna go over there and see Keely and Kelly Okay, I can’t be offended” earlier than getting again to her routine. A girl (Ego Nwodim) in Meg’s class confirmed she was staying put: “No, no — I would like a giant bitt. I’m getting married subsequent month and I’m planning to take a wagon down the aisle,” she bizarrely defined. Not an issue for Meg, who promised that the “flower woman will have the ability to sit in your a–” after taking her class!

“Now drop it low, drop it low,” the rapper instructed to the category. Keely and Kelly, nevertheless, informed their followers to do the alternative — and “elevate excessive” earlier than “getting little with it” for a small twerk-inspired transfer. “Little, little, little — sag the a–, launch the stress, sag the a– launch the stress,” they then mentioned to a confused class.

Megan ignored them and known as consideration again to the “huge butt” class members, telling them it was time to get their weights out! “I wanna see you slaggin’ ten pounders,” she mentioned, demonstrating for the “Apple Bottoms” to drop low and “work it.” Heidi and Chloe’s Keely and Kelly as soon as once more went reverse, and steered for his or her followers to “punch” every others butts in to maintain them flat — as soon as once more complicated the group.

“We’ve ugly flat butts — sorry we aren’t the Kardashians. Perhaps we should always simply depart,” they mentioned, however Megan wouldn’t enable it. “No, your depleted whoopi cushions usually are not going anyplace,” she mentioned, letting them know they might instruct the category and “erase these a–es” to the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack.