Kanye West: I Wanna Bang Kylie Jenner’s Finest Buddy, Stassie Karanikolaou!

Kanye West has been off the rails in an enormous approach these days.

Now clearly, Kanye is at all times off the rails, however in current weeks, he’s actually been driving the loopy practice.

First, Kanye wore a “White Lives Matter” shirt to a Paris Trend Week occasion, seemingly for no different cause than to impress and irritate — which is just about his M.O. as of late.

Shortly thereafter, Kanye publicly picked a battle with the Kardashians, accusing them of kidnapping his youngsters and throwing secret birthday events for them.

Final evening, Kanye appeared on Tucker Carlson’s Fox Information present, the place he proceeded to baffle the aged viewers by blathering on about vogue world gossip involving Anna Wintour and different individuals Tucker’s viewers has by no means heard of.

Now, Kanye has unleashed a brand new form of weirdness on the world by confessing to his romantic emotions towards Kylie Jenner’s 25-year-old bestie Stassie Karanikolaou.

Sure, although Stassie is 20 years his junior, Ye couldn’t assist himself from capturing his shot with the mannequin and influencer on Instagram this week.

“OK OK OK I’LL ADMIT I GOT JOHAN TO SNEAK ANASTASIA VICTORIA AND CARTER INTO THE BALENCIAGA SHOW AND YES THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS I GOT A CRUSH ON STAS,” West wrote in a since-deleted submit.

“However Victoria is dope too,” the Yeezy founder wrote alongside a photograph montage that included pics of Kylie and Stassie.

“I simply really feel dope individuals shouldn’t be held again by worry of dropping something,” he continued.

Ye gave the impression to be suggesting that Stassie and Kylie may need been pressured to sit down out the Balenciaga present because of strain from the Kardashians, whom he known as the Calabasas Mafia.

“JUST LIKE I TOLD [Givenchy designer] MATT WILLIAMS IF YOU [lose] ANYTHING BECAUSE OF MY POST I’M HERE THERE’S A CHOICE TO THE CALABASAS MAFIA,” West wrote.

The bizarrely combative submit got here the identical week that Khloe Kardashian referred to as Kanye out and primarily begged him to depart her household alone.

“Ye, I like you. I don’t need to do that on social media however YOU hold bringing it right here,” Kim’s sister wrote:

“You’re the father of my nieces and nephews and I’m making an attempt to be respectful however please STOP tearing Kimberly down and utilizing our household once you need to deflect,” she continued.

“Please go away her and the household out of it in order that the children might be raised peacefully. I come from a spot of affection and I’m comfortable to proceed this dialog privately if you want.”

Clearly, the submit didn’t sit nicely with Ye, who responded thusly:

“YOU ARE LYING AND ARE LIARS YALL BASICALLY KIDNAPPED CHICAGO ON HER BIRTHDAY SO SHE COULD REMEMBER HER FATHER NOT BEING THERE SO THERE YALL ALSO THREW A PARTY BEFORE PSALMS BIRTHDAY WHEN I WAS FLYING BACK FROM JAPAN TO BE THERE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY AND THE FIRST I HEARD ABOUT IT WAS SEEING PICS OF THE PARTY ON LINE,” he wrote (in all caps, so you understand he’s critical).

“ALSO I SHOULD SEE MY CHILDREN 100 % OF THE TIME BUT SINCE THERE’S A SEPARATION IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 50% OF THE TIME YA’LL WOULDN’T HAVE PLAYED WITH DONDA LIKE THAT IN JESUS NAME.”

Now, we don’t need to inform Stassie easy methods to reside her life.

However we expect it could in all probability be a good suggestion for her to keep away from any romantic entanglements with Kanye in the meanwhile.

What with the man being clearly insane, and all.