I volunteer as tribute! • TechCrunch

It’s not each day that a chance like this comes round.

After working at Twitter for years, I’m lastly being requested to do extra with much less. I’ve all the time needed fewer co-workers, a manic boss, lowered communication, and continuous chaos. And if I do nicely, I’ll assist save the richest particular person alive each cash and pleasure! Are you able to think about a greater provide?

Let me clarify. You see, there’s a person referred to as Elon Musk. He’s very concerned in a bunch of initiatives and doesn’t prefer to work in any single workplace. Heck, Elon doesn’t even work for only one firm! He’s accountable for a bevy of issues that hold him moderately occupied. You may even track his jet as he flies about, busy as a bee. (It makes excellent sense that the chief mustn’t need to work in an workplace whereas I’m required to report back to my cubicle every day — in spite of everything, the rich are our ethical superiors!)

However after he corralled a number of wealthy of us to speculate and underwrite his hostile takeover of Twitter, issues received sticky for poor Elon. He’s a giant tweeter, you see, and earlier than he owned the web site, he may submit no matter he needed and get away with it. Do not forget that time he tweeted that he had the capital to take Tesla non-public? That was a tiny error, however Elon remains to be accountable for Tesla, gathering the lion’s share of the wealth on the backs of others. So all of it got here out high quality!